Judy Moody

Ooops, I did it again...

Yes, the Hunk went to the movies again

The hunk was troubled by the muggy weather, the hunk was feeling uneasy and restless and when that happens - well, when that happens the hunk has to do IT (go to the movies, that is)

The hunk was rewarded grandly even before he entered the movie theater

The hunk saw the most beautiful young man, with the most beautiful ass, wearing a beautiful pair of jeans that beautifully described his luscious buttocks and a wonderful shirt with nice vertical blue striped that beautifully displayed his beautiful upper body and torso, a wonderful, tall, blonde young man, a wonder of Nature

The hunk could see his beautiful tight ass walk up the steps of Park station as the hunk was headed towards the movie theater and the hunk should like to have interacted and spoken and gotten to know that beautiful young man slightly better but, alas, the Hunk has the reticence and disposition of a little girl

the hunk has always been tormented and riddled by his shyness

So but dare I sat that I SAW Judy Moody

And dare I say that I LIKED actually liked Judy Moody

So but dare I also maybe add that the Hunk is not exactly the target audience of the Judy Moody movie

So but dare I also maybe also add that the Hunk is not a little girl anymore

So but dare i also add that the Hunk is now a full-grown young man

So but dare I also add that despite all these contrary things the Hunk thought that the Judy Moody movie was a proper tribute to childhood, a celebration, if you will, of childhood, the diametrical version of 'The Tree of Life' movie (see crappy review below) but for children

Dare I say that I loved the photography, the cinematography, the brilliance of color, the characters, the plot, the fast pace

I mean the movie is based on a friggin' book so you expect a certain level of excellence of script and you get it

So dare I say that this movie took me back to my childhood days, right back to the days school ended and summer stretched right before me and I had all these greams and expectations for the summer and all these hopes for all these revelations for the summer and the summer would usually  - if not always  - let the young Hunk down, but softly, as the summer often does

So but anyway go see the fucking movie, you'll love it and it's great for kids, too!


P.S. Oh by the way, the hunk saw the Green Lantern again, yes yet again today and the hunk didn't change his mind one-bit!

The hunk saw the Green Lantern again in 3D in the hope that it would give Mr. Reynolds (Mr. Reynolds himself, not the character he...portrays) some depth, some depth of vision...something

Alas, the third dimension just added another. YET another dimension of disappointment to the bad opinion the hunk already harbored for Mr. Reynolds and the movie

because the hunk is fair, the hunk loves to give secong chances, the hunk is loving, the hunk doesn't like to put people down, but, alas, the hunk is continuously being disappointed by the lack of talent and the lack of character of people around him as well as people on the silver screen (is it still silver?)

They could add a million dimensions to this movie and the hunk would still not see it again

It just goes to show you that the hunk is not swayed by modern technology, whatever the hunk says, goes, there are no if's, and's or butt's about it

That said, I KNOW you're going to see it anyway, so go see it, break the hunks' heart, you wouldn't be the first, you won't be the last

The hunk has suffered inumerous  (sic) heartbreaks and humiliations and heartbreaks

So go on, take another little piece of my heart now babe...and SEE the Green Lantern - at your own risk

Let's hope that studmuffin - I forget his name now - does a better job on Captain America, The First Avenger, otherwise he'll have a raging Hunk on his - lovely - tail!